My New Diet

I've been sick for three days now. That doesn't sound all that bad, but for three days, I haven't eaten, or slept.

I've spent the majority of the time with my porcelain beauty.
She's cold. . but she takes my crap. Clever, I know. I could do this all day.

But I won't do this all day, because I'm looking for a way to positively market my illness as an effective weight-loss diet.

"A full body cleansing, in just three days!"
"Weight Loss Guaranteed! And it's less invasive than liposuction!"
"Eat what you want, when you want!"* (*No guarantees of retaining food)

I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations. If you're a marketing guru, message me. We can make this work.