Or about people who piss me off when they drive after a blizzard, and didn't clean off ANY of their windows, even only half of the windshield. Of course you almost merged into me, you didn't clean off your windows, you half-wit fuck-monkey.
Anyways, I've got good stories lined up for each of those previously mentioned situations. Let me know in the comments which one you want next.
Childhood stories are boss.
ReplyDeleteI never clean my car off after a big snow. That way when I'm driving I have a white cape fluttering behind me. It pretty much makes me a superhero.